Nursy Nursy.
Nursy, Nursy,
She's after your pursey,
If she's around, she'll have your shirty.
Nursy, Nursy,
Snorty, Snorty,
She loves the powder,
She has to sniffy,
Up the nostrils, makes her squiffy.
Nursy, Nursy.
Flirty, Flirty.
She loves to lift up her skirty,
She's really kind of dirty.
Nursy, Nursy,
Drivey, Drivey.
She won't pay, you must providey,
She has to have that lifestylee.
Nursy, Nursy,
Minging, minger, if you meet her you're sure to cringer,
She's a dead ringer,
For a low life winger.
This noetry is not about Nurses or the nursing profession. It is about someone I personally know, who likes to act as though they are a nurse, but are most definitely not.
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